girls vs technology?

received this in a friend's forwarded email.... as much as i don't appreciate being compared to some kind of technology phenomena, found this interesting enough (though not necessarily true) to share it here.

disclaimer: i'm not saying i agree to any of the following, just meant for laughs anyway - the last one is so mean but funny ;p


hard disk girl: she remembers everything, forever.
ram girl: she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
window girl: everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
screensaver girl: she is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
internet girl: difficult to access.
server girl: always busy when you need her.
multimedia girl: she makes horrible things look beautiful.
cd-rom girl: she is always faster and faster.
email girl: every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
virus girl: also known as "wife" - when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. if you try to uninstall her, you will lose something; if you don't try to uninstall her, you will lose everything....